Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Bong of God

I was doing a bit of bong research when I came across this beautiful peace of glass. Oh my lord, when i saw this I wanted to bust a load all over it's opal embedded mouthpiece. This babe goes for 2500 Euros which is currently 3480 dollars and 15 cents. Holy shit.

Heres what they say:
This is the most extravagant custom Roor bong that we have ever designed for our range and Roor have created an absolute masterwork for us. This very, very special Roor is emblazoned with a genuine diamond-studded, solid gold Roor logo mounted regally on the 7mm thick borosilicate glass beneath a rare Bubbled Tube feature and an Opal Embedded Crown Mouthpiece.

Beneath the logo is a Dichro Embedded Marble, featuring a funky Roor logo within. Either side of the Dichro marble there are two Solid Silver Hemp Leaves, while the ice notches below are heavily gold gilded to match the logo and the bowl, which is also gold gilded. The diffuser logo is uniquely gold coloured as well.

We have had the beaker bottom gold-gilded as well, which has a double effect as it looks very solid when stored and with a darker background around it, but when in use (if you dare use it) and out in the light, the gold becomes more opaque so you can still see the smoke bubbling up. Also decorating the beaker bottom are Sandblasted Hemp Leaves, just poking up from the gold gilding on either side of the joint.

Not satisfied with all the above, we have also commissioned a matching 5mm Ashcatcher, only with a Ruby-studded Solid Silver Logo. A diffuser also comes with the Ashcatcher, and is tastefully black-logo’d so as not to distract from the rest of the custom features. source-
If I won the lottery this would be my first purchase after my cheese fountain and lifetime supply of flavor-ice and special brownies.

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